SB!'s Top 25...

The following are my top 25 (in order) songs ever. You will see the number it ranks in SB's chart, song title then the category it is placed in.

Under the happy category there are;
1. All Night Long - Lionel Richie - I defy any of you to not appreciate him!
2. Superman- Lazlo Bane - This is always guaranteed to cheer me up!
3. Cat Scratch Fever- Motorhead - maybe it's just my man-crush on Lemmy, but this is one of the happiest songs ever!
4. ZZ Top- Legs- Just for the lyrics :p
5. Warrior's Dance- The prodigy

Sad are as follows;
1. Everybody Hurts - R.E.M - Obvious really
2. Life for Rent- Dido- Maybe I'm just strange but this always gets me...
3. Hello- Lionel Richie - The lyrics, I defy to now feel an emotion!
4. Man who sold the World - Various, although this is the Nirvana one beautiful lyrics.
5. Stole- Kelly Rowland, the lyrics. It's all about a wasted life :-(

Love consists of;
1. Smack My Bitch Up- Prodigy, possibly the most romantic set of lyrics I have ever heard!
2. You Give Love A Bad Name- Bon Jovi, I am a huge fan of Bon Jovi and if this isn't a love song then I don't know what is...
3. Dancing on The Ceiling - Lionel, had to get one in this section as well.
4. Love is all Around - Wet, Wet, Wet. Very clichéd but appropriate.
5. Love Me Forever- Motorhead -for the win!

Guilty Pleasures...
1. 99 Red Balloons- Nena- look out for the Nine Lives cover!
2. Land Down Under- Men at Work - ignoring all the innuendos though!
3. Everytime- Britney Spears, let's face it, it was inevitable.
4. Bring Me To Life- Evanescence
5. Flying The Flag- Scooch- for lulz!

Summer Songs...
1. Summertime- Dj Jazzy Jeff, The Fresh Prince
2. Mr Vain- Culture Beat
3. Propane Nightmares- Pendulum
4. Pick of Destiny - Tenacious D
5. Summer of '69 - Bryan Adams

I'd offer an explanation but top gear is on!

:-D

It's been a while!

Hello out there to all of you SB! fans (yes all 2 of you), it has been an epically long time since I last post purely because the British government feel the need to exam the shit out of us, causining unnecessary amounts of both stress and boredom (and that's just revision).

Because of this, you have missed my rants on recent current events, but these will follow shortly (I promise)!

However I have got some new stuff in the works, so keep checking back for updates - I've got a mammoth amount of free time so I'll endeavour to post new posts on a daily basis.

I did, however, think of a good way to get the P4 universe back into action. I feel that "epic article number..." is growing very tedious now, so I have put great thinking into this and have come up with...

The P4 top 100 songs ever (I propose that each of us take 25 songs - 4 of us doing 25 songs gives us a nice round 100).

I think if we try to have this in action by Thursday if gives us five days to achieve this.

It's good to be back...
Lee :-D

The SB! Guide to... well life!

First of all I must apologise for my horrific lack of posts lately, how I had the hubris to neglect the blog is unforgivable. However I thought I would take the opportunity to offer "Perry's perspective" (yes I know my name isn't Perry, but I wanted to throw a scrubs quote in there) and give you the Surprisingly Bewildered guide to life.


Regarding Life...
"the only way to be respected as a doctor and a man is to be an island, you are born alone, you damn sure die alone. isn't that right spike? the point is, and you might want to jot this down, only the weak need help" - Dr Perry Cox.

A truer word has never been spoken, man fends for himself. It is when people decide to blur the lines and interfere with other people's business (regardless of whether they need it or not) that causes conflict and tension.

Surely if man was left to fend for himself this world would be a better place? Obviously this isn't always the case and there is sometimes a need to blur the lines. However, I would prefer it if I was left to my own devices and able to do whatever I want.

Why do we feel that we need to help those who aren't actually in need, why do we waste thousands of tax payers money on council estates , supporting chavs who don't want our help and will happily 'shank' you for the aforementioned money.


Regarding Politics...
"Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong." ~Richard Armour

It's no secret that I am very right wing, I would happily be the one who refuses entry to the UK to anyone who tries to enter on the back of a lorry. There's all this talk about 'their' civil liberty, but no talk about our own. We're happy to exploit our own kind just so we look good to the rest of the world. We'll happily be Europe, nay, the rest of the world's doormat to prove how loving Britain truly is.

For too long now people have been avoiding comments like the above because of fear of the backlash they will receive. Why does this great nation happily buckle under the pressure of Europe, to show how equal and liberal we are?

Did you know it costs the UK more than six million pounds PER HOUR to be part of the EU! Why are we happily paying this much to be part of the 'cool' gang? Or perhaps we're afraid of being isolated from the rest of the world. This nation used to rule the world at one point, we went from being the 'Alpha-male' to becoming the herd of sheep we now know as Great Britain!

It's time for a change!

"Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. "

I'm back and better than ever, got a knack for making things better...

Well I can safely say that the whole internet kerfuffle is behind us!

New post to come soon...

In the meantime check out the new features on the page!

Much love,

Lee @ SB!

The sky's the limit- but BT are whores!

I must apologise for my epic lack of posts lately but BT have decided to stop providing us with a phone line for no reason, so whilst this matter is being resolved - my posts will be infrequent if at all.

Sorry and much love,

Lee @ SB :-D

New Look!

Right I have decided to use the changing season to give SB a fresh new look. One of the ways I hope to achieve this is by going.....

HD!

Now as most of us don't have HD screens, you won't notice much of a change apart from it looking different!

Now with a fresh look comes fresh content, and I have decided to include current events in my posts (that aren't specifically linked with media or philosophy)!

As well as this, you may have noticed a new recruit has joined SB. After the rather untimely, and unfortunate death of Barry, there has been a void here at SB and hopefully the SGT. Squirrel will sort thing out!

:-)))

Liberal Misinformation

Now as there seems to be be some sort of scheduling problem with my 'Greatest Man Alive' post (and it seems to have disappeared into thin air) I'll repost that later.

But as I have a spare few minutes before I conform to the educational systems demands, I feel a need to vent my frustration at the new 'Anti-terrorism adverts' that have been thrown all over the UK.

-This is an older one, but the message is still the same. Silly Liberals creating unnecessary panic to people who will actually believe that a terrorist lives next door to them.

The newer adverts talk about home-made bombs etc. and how "A bin full of rubbish wont make a bomb because a neighbour reported it.

In the kind of society we live in, it is inevitable that someone will report something suspicious. I guarantee that some über liberal neighbour will report the fact that Gary at number 42 has been in his house for four days which 'is suspicious'. Or that a quarraling neighbour will use this as a means to get back at the other one for a minor offence.

Or Council Estate Scum!!!

Now instead of scaring the dim-wits into thinking everyone is a terrorist, those in charge should really pull their fingers out of each others arses and think of better methods to counter terrorism.

I don't have any solutions, but a dodo could think of more effective ways of dealing with terrorists.