It's been a while...
The buzz word sweeping around the UK since March last year has been "Credit Crunch",a phrase coined by the media to soften the blow to the Nation that we honestly are, in the shit. And now almost ten months later, the decision makers (if you will), have decide that now we are officially in a recession.
I think this was pretty obvious to those with active minds, or just simply in employment, that we've been in a recession long before it was announced, and hopefully prepared for it. I mean how long does it honestly take a group of government bankers, (replace the b with a w for hilarious result) who spend all day counting money, to come to the realisation that there isn't as much money as there was a while ago.
The widely accepted term for a recession is two quarters of negative growth, so that's what six months at the most, so why did it take the fat-cats an extra four months to decide this.
In other news, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7859345.stm - in other words chavs!!!
I love stereotypes :-)
It was indeed an hilarious result.
ReplyDeleteNice to see you posting again. I think your humour isn't displayed often enough :)
haha good joke chris.
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